Donnie Savia
Donnie Savia is a man with decisive attitudes, who is as intimidating as he is charismatic. Unlike his social wingman, Joel Riggins, Donnie is subtler when it comes to human interaction, and decidedly more focused. He has perfected the art of picking up women, and laughs at the concept of long-term relationships.
Like Joel, Donnie has an extremely high tolerance for alcohol. He typically defers to drinking rum, with just a splash of Coca-Cola added to it. Donnie is overtly misogynistic, and often refers to females as either “whores” or “sluts.” Likewise, he typically refers to his male peers as “homos” or “fags.” He makes frequent use of his cell phone, often brokering deals with various unseen females, and occasionally with hookers.
Donnie is also a huge fan of Al Pacino films, as evidenced by his bombastic impersonation of the actor. His most common reenactments stem from the films Heat, The Devil’s Advocate, and, most recently, Two for the Money.
Although he has a penchant for evil, and sometimes encourages the destructive behavior of others, Donnie repeatedly claims to “fight for the good guys.” This insinuates that he has good intentions, though it doesn’t suggest that those good intentions have positive results.
Dan occasionally references Donnie as being a testament to human evolution, citing his continued success with women.
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